Prong 2: Tyler's mom thinks I know how to draw dragons, which is somewhat true, except that my dragons are tiny and sketchy in my notebook margins and look a little too much like dogs, and my best dragon drawing didn't show the face.
Prong 3: Jeni's having a keg at her wedding.
Prong 4: Tyler's mom wants to have a sign on it with a reference to the Green Dragon, a pub in Hobbiton (or Bywater) from Lord of the Rings.
Result: I am now drawing dragons with beer.
bluemoonshark, be aware that at some point I may scan something for you and call for HALP.