Pacifica (autumnwinds) wrote,
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Thought the First: Y'know, if you add "o's" to the end of almost any noun, you can make it sound like a kind of cereal.

The Completely Pointless Personality Quiz
The Completely Pointless Personality Quiz


Thought the Second: Have you ever seen that test about whether or not you can sing the Blues? It tells you how to make your own Blues name. Your first name is a kind of physical infirmity (Blind, leper, diabetic), your middle name is a kind of fruit (melon, lemon), and your last name is the name of any past president (Clinton, Jackson). I decided to go by Crippleberry Kennedy (putting my first and middle name together, as usual). The more I thought about it, the more Crippleberry sounded like a great cereal or flavor of juice.

The Completely Pointless Personality Quiz
The Completely Pointless Personality Quiz


Thought the Third: Here's how to make your other names, just for the record.
Porn Star Name: Name of first pet, followed by mother's maiden name (I am Muffy Pintler, or Andromeda Wells).
Soap Opera Name: Your middle name, and the street where you first lived (I am June 195th).
Road Trip Name: What you had for breakfast, followed by where you last peed beside the road (I am Cheerio Kooskia) (pronounced KOO-skee).
Dating Diva Name: Something sweet within sight, followed by any liquid in your kitchen (I am Wintergreen Cream).
Girl Detective Name: Name of any baby animal, followed by where you last went to school (I am Filly Seattle).
Barfly Name: Last snack food you ate, followed by favorite alcoholic drink (I am Rice Margarita, assuming rice is a snack food, and the margarita is virgin).

The Completely Pointless Personality Quiz
The Completely Pointless Personality Quiz


(with thanks to Cameron Tuttle's The Bad Girl's Guide to Getting What You Want and The Bad Girl's Guide to the Open Road

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