Pacifica (autumnwinds) wrote,
Pacifica
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I would like it to be known to all on LJ that shaylith is full of LIES. She has often talked about ALLL the HOOOURRRRRS she has to work at Hastings, working every night, late into the night. Wah, wah wah. Well, I'm hear to tell you that she's a DECEIVER, as mountain_child and I have gone to Hastings to see her a number of times and she is NEVER THERE.


Therefore, I feel it is my duty to reveal that shaylith's supposed "job" is in fact an ELABORATE COVER-UP to disguise the fact that she is planning an elaborate WORLD TAKEOVER, headquartered in a fort constructed entirely of freshman term papers.

BAM.
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