Pacifica (autumnwinds) wrote,
Pacifica
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For Dana

Yayyyyyyy!

Happy birthday, freue Geburtstag, etc. Many more happy ones to come. :)

And now, the Birthday Dirge...

THE BIRTHDAY DIRGE
tune: "Volga Boatmen"

Happy Birthday!
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Yayyyyyyy!

Happy birthday, freue Geburtstag, etc. Many more happy ones to come. :)

And now, the Birthday Dirge...

THE BIRTHDAY DIRGE
tune: "Volga Boatmen"

Happy Birthday! <thud!> Happy Birthday! <thud!>
Now you've aged another year
Now you know that Death is near
Happy Birthday! <thud!> Happy Birthday! <thud!>

Happy Birthday! <thud!> Happy Birthday! <thud!>
Death, destruction, and despair
People dying everywhere
Happy Birthday! <thud!> Happy Birthday! <thud!>

Happy Birthday! <thud!> Happy Birthday! <thud!>
When you've reached the age you are
Your demise cannot be far
Happy Birthday! <thud!> Happy Birthday! <thud!>

Happy Birthday! <thud!> Happy Birthday! <thud!>
Birthdays come but once a year
Marking time as Death draws near
Happy Birthday! <thud!> Happy Birthday! <thud!>

Happy Birthday! <thud!> Happy Birthday! <thud!>
Soon your hair will all turn grey
Then fall out (or so they say)
Happy Birthday! <thud!> Happy Birthday! <thud!>

Happy Birthday! <thud!> Happy Birthday! <thud!>
Hear the women wail and weep
Kill them all, but spare the sheep
Happy Birthday! <thud!> Happy Birthday! <thud!>

Happy Birthday! <thud!> Happy Birthday! <thud!>
Indigestion's what you get
From the enemies you 'et
Happy Birthday! <thud!> Happy Birthday! <thud!>

Happy Birthday! <thud!> Happy Birthday! <thud!>
May the candles on your cake
Burn like cities in your wake.
Happy Birthday! <thud!> Happy Birthday! <thud!>

Happy Birthday! <thud!> Happy Birthday! <thud!>
May the children in the street
Be your barbequeing meat
Happy Birthday! <thud!> Happy Birthday! <thud!>

Happy Birthday! <thud!> Happy Birthday! <thud!>
May your deeds with sword and axe
Equal those with sheep and yaks
Happy Birthday! <thud!> Happy Birthday! <thud!>

Happy Birthday! <thud!> Happy Birthday! <thud!>
This one lesson you must learn
First you pillage, then you burn
Happy Birthday! <thud!> Happy Birthday! <thud!>

Happy Birthday! <thud!> Happy Birthday! <thud!>
While you eat your birthday stew
We will loot the town for you,
Happy Birthday! <thud!> Happy Birthday! <thud!>

Happy Birthday! <thud!> Happy Birthday! <thud!>
When you've reached this age you know
That the mind is first to go
Happy Birthday! <thud!> Happy Birthday! <thud!>

Happy birthday, darlin. :) >sloppy grin<
(this entry should be posted tomorrow, but where Dana is, it IS tomorrow)
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