Pacifica (autumnwinds) wrote,
Pacifica
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I report, you decide.

I recently posted about my next door neighbor, George, who said Tyler was a hippie and that he would not come to our wedding unless Tyler cut his hair. My response (to my Mom) was that I'm perfectly happy to not invite George. I wouldn't dream of inviting a man to our wedding and feeding and entertaining him for a few hours during a celebration of love and committment if the groom's haircut is so offensive.

BUT, another friend, upon hearing of this, told me I HAD to invite George. It's bad etiquette to only invite his lovely wife, Irene, whom I adore.

DECIDE, INTERNET!

George should...

Be forgiven, in the name of keeping the peace and upholding good etiquette.
1(8.3%)
Bite my shiny metal ass!
7(58.3%)
Other (leave comment)
4(33.3%)

What about my Uncle Tim, whose siblings will be invited, but said that he "did not like Tyler"?

Forgive him too, in the name of keeping family peace and good etiquette.
3(25.0%)
Bite my glorious golden ass!
5(41.7%)
Other (leave comment)
4(33.3%)


CONTEXT: Uncle Tim is a backwoods Republican who doesn't like Tyler, because Tyler did not laugh at Uncle Tim's jokes about gay people.
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