Pacifica (autumnwinds) wrote,
Pacifica
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The Goodwill here in Moscow has a bit of a reputation with me, for putting up weird, poorly-spelled, cryptic messages on its readerboard. I think that the letters it puts up were probably garage-sale rejects, which may account for the weird spellings or omissions.

Last spring we had:

DONT WORRY
DRE$S SNAPPY
DO DO DO
DO


Currently, one side of the board (presumably in anticipation of Halloween) says:

OUR SCARY SAVIN
ARE WES
YOURE CRAVEN


But that's not as good as the other side:

MARCUS PUTS OUT


And then, a few lines below it:

NEW GOOD$ DAILY


I enjoyed that one almost as much at the McDonald's readerboard in town a few years ago. It was up for months.

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