"Meanwhile in Berlin, a man was charged with violating Germany's anti-Nazi laws by teaching his dog to salute Hitler. Police began investigating dog owner Roland Thein after receiving numerous complaints about Thein's public performances with his dog--mini, interspecies Nazi rallies during which Thein commanded his dog Adolf to "give the salute!" after which Adolf dutifully raised his right paw. Reuters reports that Thein is facing additional charges for wearing a Hitler T-shirt and shouting, "Heil, Hitler!" at a Berlin city market. Traditionally at this point, Last Days would crack a joke about those Krazy Krauts "just following orders" or something. But mocking Germans for following and/or ignoring the psychotic leadership of an elected despot was a lot more fun before we were following and/or ignoring our own. "