Pacifica (autumnwinds) wrote,

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The 3rd Crusade: A Play
Starring THE POPE and FREDERICK BARBOSA, Holy Roman Emperor

POPE: "Go on a Crusade."
FB: "I don't want to."
POPE: "Go on a Crusade or I'll excommunicate you."
FB: "Fine."

FB goes and conquers some minor Germanic tribes

Pope: "That's not what I meant! Go on a Crusade!"
FB: "Fine."

FB goes and conquers northern Italy

Pope: "That's not what I meant! Go on a Crusade RIGHT NOW or I will excommunicate you. See?!?"

Pope holds up signed order of excommunication


FB leaves for the Crusade, falls off his horse in full armor while crossing a river, drowns. Army returns home.

Pope: "#$@%!" (presumably)


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