Starring THE CRUSADERS, THE BYZANTINE EMPIRE and THE MUSLIMS
MUSLIMS: "Arr."
BYZANTINES: "Save us, Western Europe!"
CRUSADERS: "Okay!"
CRU: "Whoa! Constantinople is way better than Europe!"
BYZ: "Not helping!"
MUS: "HA ha!"
CRU: "Let's go save Jerusalem now!"
CRU: "Let's go to Egypt!"
MUS: "Um...okay, if you want."
CRU: "Save us!"
MUS: "Only if you leave us alone."
CRU: "Fine!"