This one was just a single line with a link to a website (which I am not clicking), and I just started laughing, realizing how indicative that line is of all his emails.
Give this one a good look, it is worth your time. i just don't know how the penguin learned how to play the guitar!
Yep. That's it.
Luckily, SAS gives me a good excuse to ask him to stop sending me this stuff, since I'm reducing my email load as much as possible and unsubscribing from all my lists.