This is shaylith's fault.
Kaylee: "Is that him?"
Mal: "That’s the buffet table.
Kaylee: "Well, how can we be sure...unless we question it?"
Mal: "Well, my days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle."
~Our Mrs. Reynolds
Mal: "I’ll introduce you to the rest later, they’re good folk."
Jayne: "Can I start gettin’ sexed already?"
Mal: "Well, that one’s kinda horrific."
~Heart of Gold
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