Okay, this is incredibly childish, but I cannot help it. I was just in the bathroom here at school, doing my bathroom thing, when someone else comes in, goes in the stall next to mine, and proceeds to urinate for, I am not kidding, at LEAST a good 20 seconds. Count that out loud if you don't believe how unbelievable this was. It was like Tom Hanks in A League of Their Own, which of course I found funny, and of course I didn't want to be laughing uncontrollably in the bathroom, so I'm just sitting there, hand over my mouth, trying not to die.
When she left, I was temped to call out "that was some good peein'!" in true Madonna style, but I was afraid it might have been the department head or something.