Oh look! Jared Diamond, author of Guns, Germs, and Steel, Collapse, and The Third Chimpanzee is coming to speak at my university on March 29th at 7:30 in the SUB ballroom.
Oh look! Advance Greyhound tickets are only $86, round-trip.
Oh look! I have a spare futon in the basement.
Oh look! I have a blender and a freezer full of frozen berries.