This will bring up the total of Shirts I Own That Nobody Understands to a proud 2.
I am also going to watch the Super Bowl today for the first time ever! I am very excited. It will be in my little brother's dorm lounge. I anticipate lots of yelling and vomiting (not by me) (the vomiting, I mean).
The surreal part of my life here is that I was snorkling during the last Super Bowl, and the last sporting event I attended was a Brazilian soccer match, complete with police in riot gear.