Tyler: "Love, the only way I know how to do that actually cuts skin."
Me: "Look, just start slow, and I'll tell you when it starts to hurt."
Me: "Just do it!"
Tyler: "No! It'll leave a mark!"
Me: "I don't care."
Tyler: "Your parents are coming to visit in TWO DAYS."
Me: "I'll just tell them that I fell!"
And then he ran.