Possibly the largest villain in the whole epic story, you're fond of giving travelers the cold shoulder for absolutely no reason whatsoever. Meanie.
Advice: Well, hell, you're a mountain ... people might try to mess with you, but they're not going to get very far.
I mean, I might as well sit here and post. Everyone in the house is tired of listening to my random shrieks of glee. S'ok. Right now, life is just too...darn...good.